Bouquet Of Boners Card

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OK, in theory a bouquet of boners sounds awesome but think about it a little longer and it'd actually be a nightmare.

“I'd give you a bouquet of boners except that'd be totally horrifying IRL” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white greeting card. These come with a light blue square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside.
Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly